meladoodle: sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha
lizayzay: JIM AND PAM HAVING TO EXPLAIN TO THEIR KIDS THAT THEY CAN’T GO TO CHILI’S FOR DINNER BECAUSE PAM IS BANNED FOR LIFE
[[MORE]]had a dream that, while mid-losing my virginity, i yelled out “house elf for life, down for the struggle.” you’re welcome.
freakvevo: *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
nayx: how the fuc k do you believe in intelligent design when we have wisdom teeth we grow teeth that dont FIT in our mouths anymore
remember when i got that ask about a survey and i said i’d do it then i DIDN’T?? that’s because i had homework and SAT’s and a ton of other bs to deal with and at this point i’m honestly too lazy sry but here’s one of those “about” things most people have but i don’t and i’ll tAG IT SO YOU CAN FIND THAT SHIT [[MORE]]so like. i’m...
coolscar: when you and an online friend only live one state/city apart
coolscar: when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing wait the up thing or the down thing
I’m a firm believer in Karma, and I think this situation was attracted into my...– Alexis Neiers (via caffeineandapathy)